• me: u wanna fuck me?
  • boy: hell yeah when?
  • me: ummmmm nigga I was just checking
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    landorus:

    the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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    heartmehateme:

    shoutout to the friends that still like me

    all two of you

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    scarred-and-silent:

    everywordinexistence:

    i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

    It was like a reward for being sociable

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    yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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    crunchier:

    bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

    rushing to the kitchen like

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    mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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    metaknighty:

    surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

    (Source: rhinse)

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