pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents

(Source: clapbacks)

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bellecosby:

"I’m not dark skinned I’m brown"

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

415,202 notes

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

319,851 notes

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

119,238 notes